Hey, great news for "Dancing with the Stars" producer Conrad Green and the Disney Company. Two of your favorite alumni are in the news today! "Twinkletoes" Tom DeLay was sentenced to three years for money laundering and America's Tea Party Sweetheart Bristol Palin's mother's rhetoric apparently has contributed to the deaths of six innocent people in Arizona, including a nine-year-old girl.

As a former show runner like you, I want to congratulate you on your unexpected good fortune with this avalanche of publicity. Bad pub is better than no pub at all, right?

Hope you're proud of yourself Conrad for taking these people who represent the worst of our country, whitewashing their past and turning them into cute, lovable, rumba rats. So who are you going to pick next and rehabilitate into a pop icon? Limbaugh? Glenn Beck? Roger Ailes? Michelle Bachmann?

Charles Manson is still available.